"That's why I'm throwing my full weight behind this decision."
"I for one am relieved the TSA has finally joined the empire in their fight against the rebel alliance."
"It's like calling the morning zoo for Rihanna tickets, except if you don't win, your diabetes goes untreated."
"Fifty million. They only work one day a year."
"What are some of the things you'd like to accomplish, so I can attack [your record]?"
"Does she know? And what does she know? And how do we know she knows what she knows?"
"I wrote this in the car on the way over here."
Al Sharpton, Dan A Milbank and Sam Adams.
"We've just got to do the best we can with what we have."