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The "Tonight Show" host imagines the party's future, on the heels of its new strategy announcement.
"The United States Senate is now fighting to keep open the Senate barber shop. They are fighting to keep it open. It loses $350,000 a year. ... You know what that makes it? The most successful government program ever."
Late night comedians tell more than twice as many jokes about Romney as about President Obama. Here's why that matters.