The Comedy Central program explores the question of whether Obama is nominating too many white men to his cabinet.
"Unfortunately, the only people that can afford that kind of money voted for Romney."
The retired Army general talks about some of the challenges involving the overlap of politics and the military.
"Isn't that like tipping the plumber for fixing the toilet he blocked up in the first place?"
"There's 33 people killed in America with guns every single day of the year," Bloomberg said on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon." "And nobody seems to care.
"It will be annoying when Obama presents his choice to the Senate, and they are like, 'Sorry, we don't take American Express.'"
"This is a very strategic move when it comes to our foreign policy. Obama plans to use Kerry; see, he will bore our enemies to death."
Jon Stewart reviewed the labor protest chants, then came up with his own.
"McCain teased you about the job you might get. You hit him with the failure of his life."