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Posted at 11:31 AM ET, 10/10/2011

Comedians on Columbus Day

I saw a few Facebook posts on Columbus Day and decided to share a little comic relief for those signed on today.

The first is a quote from Chris Rock on Saturday Night Live many moons ago:

First of all, Columbus discovered the West Indies. Second of all, the land he discovered had occupants on it. That’s like discovering someone’s back yard. All Columbus did was discover a West Indian back yard. He got his little flag and said I claim this land for Spain. And the West Indians are like, “Hey, Mon, get your darn flag off me lawn now. Move it now!”

And here is a video clip from Mark Curry about Columbus:

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