— “It may take explosives to dislodge a group of cows that wandered into an old ranger cabin high in the Rocky Mountains, then died and froze solid when they couldn’t get out.”
— In 1790, Congress passed a law requiring ship owners to buy health insurance for their employees.
— Ohio may be the next state to defund Planned Parenthood.
— Canada may soon share a border with Denmark.
— Bad lip reading, Joe Biden edition.