The best sentences we read today

-- "I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to just give you some examples of things she says during sex."

-- "Antonio Lopez Chaj was awarded $58 million by a jury today after a beating by a bar security guard left him with a skull his attorney described as, 'like a pie with 25 percent cut out of it.'"

-- "Still, if you want to own bitcoins, and you never want to spend your bitcoins, and if you want to pay the Winklevii for the privilege of looking after your bitcoins on your behalf, and if you trust that the Winklevii, after putting out a huge shingle saying 'millions of dollars worth of bitcoins stored here,' won’t get hacked and lose all their coins, — then, well, then I’m afraid I have bad news for you."

-- "Offal is my main textural foe."

-- "The Mad Money host said that Noodles & Co. (NDLS), which offers dishes ranging from macaroni and cheese to Pad Thai, may be the 'son of Chipotle.'"

Lydia DePillis is a reporter focusing on labor, business, and housing. She previously worked at The New Republic and the Washington City Paper. She's from Seattle.
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