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"And to clarify, sources emphasized that the current employment climate isn’t being described as sluggish because it looks like a slug."
"I don’t fancy suicide. It has a tendency to be fatal."
"And while friends come and go, a bathtub full of money is forever."
"The conceit starts to lag quickly,