The best sentences we read today

--- "I love traffic reports because I'm not in any of them."

--- "Following a letter from lawyers for the Church, we apologise to any alien lifeforms for linking them to Scientologists."

--- "These days, we have the civic amity of feuding rappers."

--- "Further, I maintain, as do many philosophers and neuroscientists, that our sense of agency is a remarkable illusion confected by evolution through the arrangement of our neurons."

Lydia DePillis is a reporter focusing on labor, business, and housing. She previously worked at The New Republic and the Washington City Paper. She's from Seattle.
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