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The best sentences we read today

"It turns out we have the real wolf of Wall Street to thank in part for the Internet we’ve got."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Jan 9, 2014
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The best sentences we read today

"Everybody kind of knows that if you ask a researcher for data from old studies, they’ll hem and haw, because they don’t know where it is."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Dec 21, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Dec 12, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"Sequestration is the frozen body of Han Solo hanging on the Republicans’ palace wall."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Dec 7, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"Eek. I realize this is an important part of the story but it's a little depressing."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Dec 5, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"I am leaving New York City because of all of these goddamned wizards."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Nov 26, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"I can’t even believe I’m having this debate with a Nobel Prize winner."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Oct 30, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"And they believe, as the CMS officials I spoke with do, that all of these problems will not be addressed immediately. "

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Oct 18, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

“No purchase of a mechanical bull was made by the Utah National Guard this week, nor is one contemplated at this time”

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Oct 11, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"There’s no equity, dividend or residual value in a splenectomy."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Sep 23, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"It's a moment of extreme cognitive dissonance when the most patriotic thing you have ever seen in your American life is actually super-French."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Sep 20, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"The potatoes should be inside the tortilla. This isn't rocket science."

  • Sarah Kliff
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  • Sep 17, 2013
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The best sentences we read today

"More than 2 million dehumidifiers are being recalled by a Chinese company because they are prone to catching fire, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said Thursday."