The best sentences we read today

"Homework involves an experiment to calibrate the accuracy of your oven, and some calculations to ascertain the number of various molecules in a recipe for aubergine with buttermilk sauce."

The best sentences we read today

"I stand in front of the camera and 20 handlers and hipsters and publicists and crew and Yoko Ono and I think a reporter from Rolling Stone and I tell myself to pretend I can do this and I dance."

The best sentences we read today

"That makes calculating interest rates hard, since savers could pay starship captains to carry them forward in time, to reap the benefits of centuries of accumulated interest."

The best sentences we read today

"When asked about the inevitable comparisons between Midnight Red and One Direction, The Artist Formerly Known as Heroin Eyes explained, "We're a bit different because we dance, so it's not like we're better or worse it's just like, how boring would an ice cream shop be if it only had one flavor?"

The best sentences we read today

"In Rabbit Hash, Ky., a Border Collie named Lucy Lou defeated 10 dogs, a cat, a possum, a jackass and even one human to become the town's third animal mayor—all dogs—since 1998, says Bobbi Kayser, the current mayor's owner."

The best sentences we read today

"The wildlife that lives on the historic 18-acre campus--including a newly arrived fox now making a home at the White House--are having a field day."

By Sarah Kliff October 15, 2013

The best sentences we read today

"Occam’s razor was among the deletions, for reasons best explained by way of an elaborate hypothesis."

By Dylan Matthews October 7, 2013