Maybe They Can Learn Arson
The “Wet Bandits” of Virginia’s Hampton Roads region were sentenced in December, about a year after a crime spree during which they robbed homes, then clogged the sinks and left the water running, flooding the properties. (It’s not known whether they were deliberately emulating Harry and Marv from “Home Alone.”) Jaleel Jordan and Ryan Willis each got eight years in prison.
Irony: Crack for the Media
A man who had to get a new Target card after the company’s security breach suffered credit-card fraud anyway shortly after the new card arrived. In late December, he lost the new card; two mean people found it and went shopping. Multiple news outlets considered this worth covering because the man is George Nader, deputy police chief of Prince George’s County, Md.
You Really Can Find Anything on Craigslist
A Sykesville, Md., family grieving the theft of pet chickens is whole again. Last month, Karen Jacob discovered six chickens missing. A note signed “Frank” and $40 were left in their place. Jacob frantically posted an ad on Craigslist titled “Frank — do you have our 6 chickens????” “The next thing I know I’m getting emails like crazy,” she told ABC2. Frank was found. He returned the chickens, saying he’d been told the chickens were for sale.