Editorial Review

After sold-out pool parties and New Year's Eve gatherings, the next port of call for the Brightest Young Things crew is ... the Potomac River? The hipster Web site is debuting its newest so-out-there-it-just-might-work idea this week: A three-hour tour aboard the Odessy, an upscale cruise ship more used to tourists and reunion groups than 20-somethings wearing ironic captains' hats and dancing to disco tunes spun by local duo Beautiful Swimmers. (Who knows? You may find love exciting *and* new.) The ticket price for Crusin' includes free appetizers but no drinks, so bring some cash to tip Isaac the Bartender. Also, buy tickets in advance, because none will be sold on site. And don't be late: Boarding begins at 7, and the boat leaves promptly at 8.