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Signature Theatre kicks off its season with the much-loved Tony-winning musical about a reporter's crusade against a Texas brothel. The show stars Helen Hayes winner Sherri Edelen as brassy madam Miss Mona Stangley.
PREVIEW: An eyeful of depravity -- if you can stop ogling all the prostitutes
By Nelson Pressley
Sunday, July 29, 2012
For hard-boiled, up-to-the-minute social relevance, a 1978 musical comedy about a “lil’ ole bitty pissant country place” populated by hearts-of-gold hookers might not be the first place you’d think to look. But Signature Theatre Artistic Director Eric Schaeffer reckoned that “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” the cheerful fable about zealous media types and hypocritical public officials mired in the sex-scandal tango, still might have a little tread on its tires. Especially in an election season.
“It’s so much more than a light, fluffy show,” Schaeffer says of the musical, which was based on the actual events of a placid little bordello known as the Chicken Ranch (a handle that dated back to the hard times when poultry would be accepted in lieu of cash). The business drew the sudden, inexplicable ire of a Houston TV watchdog. Surely, the ranch’s defenders claimed, the big city’s own streets could have used a little cleaning up. But his public ranting shut the place down for good.
“We have always said that the show is not about prostitution but about hypocrisy,” says “Whorehouse” songwriter Carol Hall. Included in Hall’s “we” are Larry L. King, whose Playboy article was the basis for the musical, and Peter Masterson, co-author of the show’s book with King.
“I think politics is what it is,” says Masterson, who like so many out-of-towners visiting local stages declares that he’s especially pleased to have his puckish work on view in the nation’s capital. “I don’t think it’s changed.”
August is turning out to be the month for Washingtonians to get a little tickled by Texas politics, what with Kathleen Turner as the late sassy columnist Molly Ivins in “Red Hot Patriot: The Kick-Ass Wit of Molly Ivins” coming to Arena Stage and “Whorehouse” holding forth. The shows figure to be less rabble-rousers than crowd pleasers -- rodeo clowns comically goading a bull.
“There are no great messages in our show, or high-minded preachments, or any of that junk,” King wrote at the end of his cantankerous and funny 1982 backstage memoir of the musical’s genesis, “The Whorehouse Papers.” “It is a show that’s fun for most people who see it, that’s all.”
King would have known. His career as a magazine writer had him covering (and occasionally palling around with) officials; a 1980 collection of his writings is titled “Of Outlaws, Con Men, Whores, Politicians and Other Artists.”
Still, the saga has worked its way fairly deep into the culture. The “scandal” spawned multiple articles and publications, and a new book about the little pleasure palace near La Grange is in the works, according to The Washington Post’s obituary this year of Edna Milton, the last madam of the ranch. The musical ran for nearly 1,600 performances on Broadway and begat a short-lived stage sequel. It also spawned the 1982 Burt Reynolds-Dolly Parton movie that’s a bit hard for Hall and Masterson to talk about. (It’s the source of Parton’s song “I Will Always Love You,” which became a Whitney Houston signature.)
The brothel was even memorialized in one of ZZ Top’s most durable tunes, “La Grange”: “Rumor spreadin’ round/In that Texas town/’bout that shack outside La Grange.”
“I don’t think anybody cares” that the story is actually true, Hall says, even though it was a handful of larger-than-life figures that lured King back to Texas from the East Coast in 1973 to chronicle the strange case of a sudden high-minded brouhaha in the middle of nowhere. The “news” was broken by a TV personality named Marvin Zindler, a self-styled public watchdog whose flamboyant reports of restaurant health violations -- a staple beat of his -- can be dredged up easily on YouTube.
“He took on the case, and he was like a turtle on a finger,” Hall recalls. “They couldn’t shake him loose.”
The frequently bewigged Zindler, who became the outraged, moralistic singing reporter Melvin P. Thorpe in the show, was delighted to attend the musical, despite being the butt of the jokes.
“He came to opening nights and signed autographs and everything,” Masterson says. “He was a lot smarter than he appeared. He was a blowhard on television, but that was an act he was putting on.”
Masterson says he had a hard time persuading the original actor playing Zindler/Thorpe to be as broad as he and King wanted. (The show, believe it or not, began as a workshop of the fabled and intensely serious Actors Studio in Manhattan.) He had an intern assemble a bit of Zindler’s footage at the local CBS newsroom; Masterson says the actor realized of his tasteful portrayal, “I’m not big enough!’ ”
That media lampoon is part of what Schaeffer says he believes endures into the age of blogs and tweets. “People now feel like they can get in other people’s business,” Schaeffer says, putting his concerns about the recent bullying phenomenon in the same category of callousness. “Something may not have anything to do with them, yet they want their opinion known about it.”
“We still have blowhards,” Masterson opines, nominating Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck for the category.
The art of political evasion was neatly distilled in the number “Sidestep,” with a tap dance concocted by the show’s original director-choreographer, Tommy Tune (yet another “Texan domesticated in New York,” to use Hall’s phrase for herself, Masterson and King). Hall’s song features a charming governor wiggling away from sharp questions with a wink and a shimmy that were delivered with joy in the movie by Charles Durning. Any specific model for that sidewinder?
“We all always said that he reminds us of every single Texas governor there has ever been,” Hall says. The name George W. Bush trickles off her lips, and then Hall cackles over Gov. Rick Perry’s notorious “oops” moment while debating last fall, the bit where he promised to eliminate three government agencies but couldn’t remember which ones.
Hall heard through Masterson that Perry’s blunder made it into a production of the show in Houston last month.
“I’m not much for actors making up their own lines,” she says. “But I think I’d make a special exception in that case.”
The real Miss Edna Milton appeared in the original New York production for a period of time. Hall recalls her as “incredibly vulgar and crude, and mad that she couldn’t play the lead.”
“She was helpful with publicity at the time,” Masterson says. “In rehearsal, I had her talk to the girls about the life of prostitutes, and she had a foul mouth. She really did. She would lean over and whisper to me about what the girls oughtta say. I’m sure I turned red.”
This is the aspect of “Whorehouse” that Schaeffer thinks has evolved: the cultural frankness about sex. Signature’s print ads scream the word “Whorehouse” in a skyscraper-size font, but when the show first emerged in New York, newspapers weren’t sure they would print the full title at all.
Masterson adds that AIDS would complicate any attempt at updates, something Schaeffer says isn’t in the works with his staging (which features 24 actors and a country band). But Hall says history isn’t exactly outrunning the show.
“We’ve been known to call each other,” she offers, “and say, ‘Did you read that thing in the paper? It sounds just like one of the songs.’ ”
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