Every year we spend a week with my family at a beach house. My sister and her husband have slightly older kids. As parents they are very heavy on indulgence and very light on discipline (putting it mildly).
We anticipate that one of these years, our kid will ask why his cousins get to do and eat whatever they want, while he doesn’t (he would watch “SpongeBob” and eat cookies all day if he could). I wouldn’t know quite what to say in the presence of my sister’s family that would (a) be honest (b) not offend them and (c) satisfy our kid’s sense of fairness in the world. Any advice?
You let a 3-year-old watch “SpongeBob”?
Yeh-heh, made you look. On purpose, because the best thing you can know going into these situations is how it feels to be judged by other parents for the choices you make for your kids.
Your sister might well be too lenient with her spawn, but unless you intend to make a direct statement to your sister about her choices, it’s best to make no statement at all. No judgy body language, no meaningful looks between you and your wife, no barely veiled scoffing that junk food is okay for some families but it isn’t for yours.
It’s also best not to draw a straight line between your parental choices and your child’s excellence; while it’s terribly important for parents to do their jobs, hubris has no place in the insanely complex series of causes and effects that creates a well-adjusted child.
So when the cousins are eating Crap Flakes straight from the box while your kid asks why he has to eat homemade granola, have a bland, stock answer ready, along the lines of, “Different families, different ways.”
“Different ways” are something your son will have to get used to anyway — the annual beach week will hardly be the only time this comes up — and you don’t want to get him used to re-litigating the issue every time his playmate brags about candy for breakfast. Save the longer explanations for calm moments at strategic intervals, to teach him about nutrition, hard work, the reasoning behind your ways.
You might also want to talk to your wife about bending judiciously on “special” occasions someday. As your boy gets older, the need for absolute consistency wanes while the benefits of a surprising “yes” start to accrue. Living in the mainstream means your son will grow up amid junk temptations in every aspect of life. You have to control his access to junk, of course — but take that control too far and you’ll have a rebellion on your hands, by a kid who hasn’t been allowed to learn for himself how and where to draw lines.
Yes, he’s only 3. But between parental tyranny and abdication lies the teaching space, where you put junk in perspective for him. There are worse times than now to prepare.
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