What's that? You don't remember any of it?
Well, here's something you probably can remember: your last car rental bill.
Drew Tipton does. His 18-hour Avis rental at Chicago O'Hare cost $61. Then Avis added an 11 percent concession recovery, an $8-per-day mileage surcharge, an $8-a-day customer facility charge, a license fee of $1.25 per day and a 20 percent tax, and - ka-ching! - suddenly his rental fee had ballooned, to $97.
I remember my last rental, two weeks from Thrifty in San Francisco last month. The base rate was $693, and I paid $300 for optional insurance. But once the company was done with me, I'd paid a total of $1,276, including a $24 tourism surcharge, an airport concession recovery fee of $114 and $85 in taxes.
Yes, the extras are out of control. It would take me another column just to explain them all and to draw the fine line between fees, sales taxes and excise taxes. Suffice it to say that the proposed bill would cap many of the taxes, preventing local governments from asking car rental customers to pay what the bill's supporters say is more than their fair share. "The battle is only intensifying as states fight to cover budget shortfalls and look to expand tax bases," says Robert Barton, president of the American Car Rental Association, a trade organization.
Car rental companies are making a new push to get Congress to pass the bill early this year. In their view, discriminatory taxes on rentals have gone from bad to worse since the bill was introduced. That includes a proposal by Charleston, S.C., to tax cars in an effort to lure Southwest Airlines to its airport (an offer the airline turned down) and a proposed new rental tax in Tucson to cover the costs of luring a baseball franchise to the area for spring training.
"Until recently, the auto rental industry has been reactive in fighting these excise taxes," explains Chris Brown, executive editor of Auto Rental News, a trade publication. "But this bill serves notice on a national level that the auto rental industry is no longer a politically expedient target to raise money for projects that have nothing to do with car rental, such as financing new sports stadiums."
That's not how cities see it. Lars Etzkorn, a program director at the National League of Cities, says local taxes on rental cars pay for a variety of services that visitors use, including roads, convention centers and libraries. He also dismisses arguments that car rental excise taxes - despite being touted as "tourist taxes" to local voters - are discriminatory, noting that most car hires are local rentals, which means that the customers live in the community and benefit from all services, including sports stadiums.
Although in principle the National League of Cities supports equitable, fair and transparent taxation, it opposes the law. "The decisions about taxation should be made in the community," says Etzkorn, "not in Washington."
Sally Greenberg, executive director of the National Consumers League, told a congressional hearing last year that drivers don't object to paying taxes that fund hospitals, roads or libraries. "But when rental car customers are asked to pay for stadiums or arts centers, and the taxes imposed seem to have no limit, it's time to say enough is enough," she said.
Talk with car rental customers and they'll tell you the same thing.
Sandy Soule, who manages a travel Web site based in Austin, believes that some of the money collected from car renters goes to the wrong place. "It wouldn't be so bad if it went to improve the airports, roads or travel infrastructure," she says. But when an excise tax is used to fund a stadium or a convention center or "goes into a black hole of city or state coffers," she feels frustrated.
Avoiding high taxes on rental cars is as easy as avoiding renting a car in places such as San Francisco, Chicago and Boston - which is to say, practically impossible. If you're traveling to those cities, you're going to get slammed by taxes.
But is a new law the answer? In its current form, the proposed bill wouldn't roll back any of these disputed taxes, only prevent municipalities from adding new ones. As far as drivers are concerned, that's far from an ideal solution.
If car rental companies want their customers' support in passing this law, they have to start by making us aware of the problem. Right now, most of us gloss over our final bill, going past such gibberish line items as "TRNSFCFEE" and "APCONRGFEE" - seriously, I saw those on my last bill - and straight to the grand total.
Why not offer an annotated bill that explains what each surcharge and tax is used for, especially the controversial excise taxes? Why not highlight and explain the fees on your bill and offer a subtotal, minus the taxes?
Tell us what we're paying for, and then let us decide whether it's fair. Who knows, you might find a car rental customer at the next congressional hearing, testifying in support of your cause.
Elliott is National Geographic Traveler magazine's reader advocate. E-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org.