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Our columnist knows how to behave at funerals. Said no one ever.
 
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(The Washington Post, November 7, 2014; 6:00 AM)
 
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My first children’s book is about atheism … and dogs
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Weingarten: Bad doggerel, but this time, only lame ethnic jokes
(The Washington Post, September 5, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
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The thing that can kill you: delicious. People in hats: deviants. Gene on dog behavior
(The Washington Post, August 15, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
After viewing ‘Real Housewives,’ Gene, Gina and Tom discuss female superiority
(The Washington Post, August 8, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
Destruction, if not death, by Gene: Weingarten’s Jinx lives on
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WaPo’s Weingarten: Benny Johnson’s transgressions weren’t ‘real plagiarism’
(The Washington Post, July 29, 2014; 3:29 PM)
 
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Gene Weingarten: Our columnist hits his ‘cell by’ date and finally gets a smartphone
(The Washington Post, July 17, 2014; 11:23 AM)
 
Asked for a column about Rock Creek Park, Gene delivers. In his own way.
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Gene accepts Ernie Pyle award with his usual neuroticism. But thanks, anyway.
(The Washington Post, July 3, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
On CNN, Gene Weingarten shares the tragic stories of kids forgotten in cars
(The Washington Post, June 27, 2014; 1:19 PM)
 
Weingarten: Take him away from the ball game — and the lines
(The Washington Post, June 26, 2014; 11:08 AM)
 
A real Khyuty-Pye
(The Washington Post, June 19, 2014; 5:29 PM)
 
AFT’s Weingarten smacks Arne Duncan about his praise for Vergara decision
(The Washington Post, June 12, 2014; 11:27 PM)
 
From a giggle of girls to an infirmary of punchlines
(The Washington Post, June 13, 2014; 8:00 AM)
 
The ouch potato. Gene is unnerved by some medical tests
(The Washington Post, June 4, 2014; 11:58 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten talks about Post Hunt on The Arch Campbell Show
(The Washington Post, May 29, 2014; 5:13 PM)
 
Gene Weingarten is shaken to the normcore when he discovers his form of dress is ... chic
(The Washington Post, May 29, 2014; 1:59 PM)
 
In his continuing series on customer service reps, Gene calls ZzzQuil to complain
(The Washington Post, May 23, 2014; 9:30 AM)
 
Like water into wine, corny jokes become Shakespearean sonnets. Kind of.
(The Washington Post, May 16, 2014; 8:00 AM)
 
Gene and Gina dissect the behavior of spiders — and humans
(The Washington Post, May 9, 2014; 8:00 AM)
 
Artificial stupidity. You know those ‘people’ who call you about those ‘prizes’? Right.
(The Washington Post, April 29, 2014; 1:38 PM)
 
The Murder of Roget’s Thesaurus
(The Washington Post, April 23, 2014; 1:46 PM)
 
There is a Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. Of course, Gene called
(The Washington Post, April 18, 2014; 4:33 PM)
 
Our columnist finally opens his mail and hears from men and women of letters
(The Washington Post, April 11, 2014; 10:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Some rights the Declaration might not cover
(The Washington Post, April 4, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
Voyeur reading pleasure: Gene gets an eyeful AND an earful
(The Washington Post, March 27, 2014; 6:14 PM)
 
Gene’s puzzling column from the future
(The Washington Post, March 20, 2014; 11:29 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Google-dy gook
(The Washington Post, March 14, 2014; 8:30 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Big news in men’s health
(The Washington Post, March 6, 2014; 3:36 PM)
 
Gene Weingarten is nuts, period.
(The Washington Post, February 27, 2014; 7:08 PM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Sometimes when teens press every elevator button, it is amazeballs
(The Washington Post, February 20, 2014; 5:35 PM)
 
Word up! Grammarian Gene Weingarten goes after add homonym attacks
(The Washington Post, February 11, 2014; 6:56 PM)
 
Did you know that Gene saved Christmas? Neither did he.
(The Washington Post, February 6, 2014; 4:31 PM)
 
Bad doggerel! Gene makes a mess, again.
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