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All your March 7 plans will become Cool Ranch dust

D.C.'s ongoing taco obsession mandates that we urge you to cancel your plans on Thursday, March 7. That's when Taco Bell's new Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos become available at Taco Bell counters and drive-through windows everywhere.

It's the follow-up to the company's wildly popular nacho cheese flavored Doritos Locos Tacos, which taste (in a good way, of course) like someone scooped Sloppy Joe's finest meatstuff into a bright orange bag of $1 vending machine carbs. I'll take three.

If you can't input your own smartphone directions because your fingers are too coated in nacho cheese dust from the last time, here's where to get your Taco Bell:

(Or for better tacos, right this way)

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Alex Baldinger is editor of the Going Out Guide blog, which covers food, drink, arts, music, events and other curiosities in the D.C. area. He is forever in search of a great sandwich.



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