Cities that are not as cool as D.C. according to your accountant's favorite magazine:
We're No. 1. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
Santa Ana, Calif.
America's Coolest Cities 2014 [Forbes]
Related: No, Jumbo Slice is not the 12th best pizza in the country.
Alex Baldinger is editor of the Going Out Guide blog, which covers food, drink, arts, music, events and other curiosities in the D.C. area. He is forever in search of a great sandwich.