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The best Halloween songs in the history of everything


Happy Halloween, wonks! You may be familiar with such classic Halloween songs as "Monster Mash" and "Flying Purple People Eater." However, those feel a little dated to us. Our extensive research has shown that there are newer songs capture the holiday just a little . . . better. Here is the Official Wonkblog Ranking of the Best Halloween songs. Spookier than death panels! Scarier than premature fiscal austerity!

No. 5: "Wolf Like Me" by TV On the Radio

No. 4: "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus.

No. 3: "Werewolves of London," by Warren Zevon.

No. 2: "Halloween" by Froggy Fresh.

No. 1

And the best Halloween song of modern times? Once upon a time, Tracy Jordan, the fictional "30 Rock" version of Tracy Morgan, scored a fictional gold record for his fictional novelty party hit. The song, however, is oh so very real and so very wonderful. Behold, "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah":



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