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"Sequestration is the frozen body of Han Solo hanging on the Republicans’ palace wall."

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"Nobody’s counting the bodies.”

"No cash, no gift cards are ever okay, as gifts from a donor, they're always 'No Way!'"

"Why anyone would bring that much marijuana into the Pentagon is anyone's guess."

"It’s pretty hard to spot porkers from that height, unless the pigs can fly, too."

"In an attempt to explain foreigners' fixation with China's national symbol, the article observed that pandas are objectively 'adorable,' and also that the online broadcast of Tai Shan's birth may have led its many U.S. viewers to feel a connection to the cub."



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Sarah Kliff · December 6, 2013

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