“While we all love a sculpted guy, there is just something about the dad bod that makes boys seem more human, natural, and attractive,” a 19-year-old college sophomore said.
“You might think that in the midst of a drought emergency, diverting public fresh water supplies to bottle and selling them would be frowned upon,” a resident said.
Losing is something Mayweather has yet to experience as a pro.
“I wrapped the child in a towel and hid the deceased infant under the bed,” a proposed plea agreement read.
Ten men who tried to attack the Pakistani activist and future Nobel Prize winner are headed to prison.
“Maybe there’s something I can do besides just being a famous person and singing,” Lauper said at a Senate hearing Wednesday.
“Our frozen embryos have a right to live,” says his headline.
Despite enduring quadruple-bypass surgery earlier this month and a post-op scare earlier today, the NBA star is alive and well.
“Would be nice if we could get #BaltimoreUprising trending instead of ‘riots,’ ” one user wrote — before it did.