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An Index of, Um, Accomplishment

By John Kelly
Monday, March 7, 2005; Page C11

Can it really be exactly a year since I started writing this column?

Not only can it be, it is. In honor of the anniversary today, I present this partial index to the 230-odd columns I've written since March 7, 2004.

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alligator head, among items in Metro's lost and found,

Feb. 16, 2005

Answer Man, his wish for a "safe and reliable" time machine,

Nov. 15, 2004

banjo, signed by Ronald Reagan, June 15, 2004

bicycle races, as places to find "attractive, athletic" men,

June 4, 2004

Bush, George W., use of buff-colored stationery,

July 5, 2004

cable company, why people hate it, Aug. 20, 2004

Caligula, March 23, 2004

" Charm City," how nickname acquired by Baltimore,

April 12, 2004

Chrysler Pacifica, as vehicle driven by inconsiderate people, Dec. 1, 2004; Feb. 7, 2005

Cicadas: poems inspired by,

June 10-11, 2004

proper way to pronounce "cicada," May 19, 200 4

sound of likened to 1950s sci-fi film, May 31, 2004

tour guide's fear of,

April 29, 2004

Civil War reenactments, as places to find "passionate" men who care about history,

June 4, 2004

country line dancing, likened to Pyongyang May Day Parade, March 16, 2004

" Deep Park," parking scofflaw's story told, motives explored, April 14, 2004

double doors, why some businesses keep one side locked, Sept. 21, 2004; Oct. 6, 2004

elk, running wild on Arthur Godfrey's old farm, May 3, 2004

Free State Square Club,

Oct. 25, 2004

Freedmen's Contraband's Cemetery, Jan. 24, 2005

Fresno, Calif., as unlikely destination for Virginia federal income tax returns,

Feb. 21, 2005

golf balls, injuries involving as compiled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission, June 24, 2004

Government Hospital for the Insane, visiting hours for,

Aug. 19, 2004

Greater Washington Society of Association Executives, annual trade show of association of people who run associations, May 18, 2004

hand towels, "grossly misused" at Department of Agriculture, March 9, 2004

hat blocking, hoped-for revival of dying trade, April 20, 2004

Hatem, Pierre, subterranean watchmaker of Capitol Hill,

Feb. 15, 2005

Hotel Washington, identity of faces depicted in terra cotta medallions, May 24, 2004

hydrilla, whatever happened to? Nov. 15, 2004

Ikea, as perfect place to live,

Dec. 23, 2004

" Jeff From Reston," embarrassed by accidentally allowing dye pack to explode on first day on job as assistant manager at Tysons Corner bank, Feb. 17, 2005

Nazi submarine, sunk in Chesapeake Bay, March 8, 2004

newspaper, how to read,

Feb. 11, 2005

Overholser, Geneva, former Post ombudsman's dislike of punning headlines, Nov. 8, 2004

Kelly, John: affection for word "ovipositor," April 29, 2004

circumnavigation of Beltway by, Aug. 25, 2004

described by reader as "ratfink," April 23, 2004

heart attack anniversary celebrated with glass of red wine, July 16, 2004

His Lovely Wife's affection for dental sticks, Nov. 10, 2004

on danger of wearing a bow tie, Sept. 17, 2004

kidnap of Irishman by,

March 17, 2004

Levey, Bob, whereabouts updated, ability to multitask commented upon,

March 31, 2004

mercurochrome, Aug. 26, 2004

Metro: happy hour on as way to raise money, Oct. 8, 2004

poems inspired by,

Sept. 23-24, 2004

ways to make tourists stand on right side while riding escalators, July 30, 2004

Nepal, as home of five immigrants working at Montgomery Mall Subway,

Nov. 11, 2004

Neptune Room, much-loved D.C. restaurant, celebrated, mourned, March 15, 2004

necrotizing mediastenitis,

Jan. 11-12, 2005

Nikep, Md., Aug. 16, 2004

Pekin, Md., Aug. 16, 2004

Piney, funeral oration for family hamster, Sept. 29, 2004

police horse poop, how disposed of in D.C.,

Sept. 27, 2004

rip current, how to survive being caught in, May 28, 2004

schmutzdecke, as byproduct of water purification, June 7, 2004

Shepherd, Alexander " Boss," "corpulence" of, Jan. 7, 2005

Staunton, Va., correct pronunciation of, Oct. 1, 2004

Stephanson's Butter Tea Cookies, recipe for,

March 22, 2004

St. Luke #2 Duckpin Bowling Team, Dec. 22, 2004

Swiss flag, use by Smithsonian Institution as first-aid station sign, Sept. 16, 2004

Teenage girls, ability of to radiate "waves of sullenness," April 15, 2004

" Washingtonian," various definitions for, Nov. 19, 2004; Dec. 10, 2004

Watergate bandstand,

Dec. 13, 2004; Jan. 3, 2005

weather balloon, launch of by National Weather Service in Sterling, May 25, 2004

Wesolowski, Zdzislaw P., author of "Polish Orders, Medals, Badges and Insignia: Military and Civilian Decorations 1705-1985," Oct. 20, 2004

William, goat stolen from Cabin John basement,

Feb. 24-25, 2005

Williams, Anthony, Washington mayor's profile likened to that of Alfred Hitchcock, April 13, 2004

X-rays of interesting objects swallowed by children, Dec. 17, 2004


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