But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the sun, and . . . holy cow, Juliet is standing there in a sheer nightie!
Thomas Jefferson:
(Eric Shansby)
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are
created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and a nutritious breakfast.
Albert Einstein:
God does not play dice with the universe. He plays pinochle. And He cheats. Also, I'm pretty sure E=mc3.
Chuck Berry:
Deep down Louisiana
Close to New Orleans,
Way back up in the woods
Among the evergreens,
There stood a log cabin
Made of wood and mud,
Where lived a country boy
