Dave: It would be. But I can't believe any paper in the country actually would run your column, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Me: What did you think of that shish kebab simile?
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Dave: It's okay.
Me: You think you could do better?
Dave: I could kick that simile's ass.
Me: Okay. Well, thank you!
Dave: No problem. That was an easy first column for you, wasn't it? Are we going to be doing this every week?
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