Ever Consider A Career in Diplomacy?

Occupation: Republican campaign consultant, founder of Americans for a Better Country, and flack for authors including Michael Savage, Ann Coulter and Zell Miller. Writing his own book, "Reagan's Revolution: The Untold Story of the Campaign That Started It All," on Ronald Reagan's 1976 presidential bid.

Born: Syracuse, N.Y., Sept. 24, 1956. Grew up on Norman Avenue.

Marital status: "In neutral corners." (Married with four kids.)

Childhood pets: A black Lab named Hector, a cat named Periwinkle and a de-scented skunk named Pepe le Pew. "He was like a cat, and very playful."

First celebrity crush: Julie Newmar (Catwoman on TV's "Batman").

Nobody knows I: Used to play poker with Bob Woodward many years ago.

Celebrity I most resemble: Dennis Conner, who won the America's Cup several times.

Most notable characteristic: "Arrogant as hell."

In bedroom you'll find: Ken Starr's two-volume referral that led to the impeachment of Bill Clinton. "It's on a shelf, out of reach of my children."

I'd love to trade places for a day with: The lotus eater of the South Pacific, King Kamehameha.

If I could sleep with anybody living or dead: "There are thousands! I think Rush Limbaugh said the reason he loved women is that he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

Most humbling moment: Yet to come.

Favorite quote: "No good deed ever goes unpunished."

Adult entertainment name (childhood street plus pet names): Norman Hector Periwinkle le Pew.

With Anne Schroeder