[Laughter.]
Mei Xiang: What it means, Tian Tian, is that I'm at my peak fertility. This is the best time of year for me to get pregnant.
Tian Tian: And what does this have to do with me, exactly?
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[Laughter. Hoots.]
Mei Xiang: Oh Tian Tian, you're useless. It takes two to make a baby. And you've always said you wanted a baby.
Tian Tian: I have?
Mei Xiang: Yes.
Tian Tian: Always?
Mei Xiang: That's right.
Tian Tian: Because, it's funny, I remember saying that I always wanted a back rub. And I always want bamboo of course; that goes without saying. But a baby? No, that I don't recall.
Mei Xiang: Well whether you remember it or not, you're giving me a baby, buster. And you're giving me a baby right now!
[She leaps at him, snarling, and we cut to a commercial.]
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Tian Tian: Grrrrrrr. Are you sure this is right?
