Mei Xiang: Grrrrrr. Of course I am.
Tian Tian: Well, what do we do now?
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Mei Xiang: You know.
Tian Tian: I'm not sure I do.
[Laughter. The Pandas continue to growl at each other. Tian Tian beats his chest like King Kong, then slams the wall with his fists. The painting crashes to the floor, revealing the lens of a video camera.]
Tian Tian: Grrrrr.
Mei Xiang: Tian Tian!
Tian Tian: GRRRRRR!
Mei Xiang: Tian Tian, what is that? [She points at the camera.]
Tian Tian: It looks like a webcam.
Mei Xiang: A webcam! What kind of sick mammal are you?
Tian Tian: I didn't put it there, honey! Honest! I can't even program the VCR!
[Laughter. Just then, the bedroom door opens and in walks Panda Keeper.]
Panda Keeper: Sorry to barge in on you like this, but we're only renting you guys for 10 years and, frankly, you are pathetic when it comes to this whole birds and bees thing.
[He pulls a tranquilizer gun from his lab coat and fires a dart into each Panda. Roll credits, cue theme song: "They came from China when they were cubs . . . Oh, those Pandas!"]
