A fourth MVP, Barry Bonds, who once hit 73 home runs, has admitted through his lawyer to using two kinds of steroids, though he claims he didn't know that's what they were.
Hey, guys, look! I just gained 25 pounds of muscle. This "flaxseed oil" my trainer has been giving me is amazing stuff! How many people measure their "flaxseed oil" precisely? How many administer "flaxseed oil" on a regulated schedule? You wouldn't want to take an extra drop of "flaxseed oil" on the wrong day of the week. You might develop X-ray vision or buy a cape and start to fly.
_____From The Post_____ • Tougher standards on drug testing could be imminent as MLB and the players' union approach agreement.
• Thomas Boswell: Baseball moves slowly to do the right thing.
• Congress presses baseball to rectify steroid problem.
• Scandals throw sports for a loss.
• Mike Wise: This is the most important story in sports of the last decade doesn't elicit fans' outrage.
• Senator John McCain is threatening legislation to impose drug-testing standards on pro athletes.
• Thomas Boswell: The truth about Bonds lies in the stats.
• Sally Jenkins: Doping is just the tip of the iceberg.
• Michael Wilbon: All of Bonds's records deserve an asterisk.
• Those in charge of statistics say Bonds's records will remain intact.
• The substances are an extremely powerful drug, three scientists said.
• The governing body of track and field will consider conducting a formal investigation of sprinter Marion Jones.
• Who's Who: List of those implicated in the BALCO investigation by federal grand jury.
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Finally, a tipping point has arrived with regard to steroids. And, once again, the proper course of action is obvious. Since 2001, baseball has had a minor league drug-testing policy that calls for four tests a year, including some in the offseason. Punishments start at a 15-day suspension for the first offense and, by the fifth offense, results in permanent suspension. Since '01, positive tests in the minors have shrunk from 9 percent to 4 percent.
Experts can debate whether this policy is strict enough. Baseball's instinct, especially if it anticipates an eventual showdown with the union, is to take a soft position, then talk bravely about it. The game might actually be better off if McCain cooked up a law with such sharp teeth that the union would think it was swimming in a pool of sharks.
What's most important is that players take back possession of their bodies and health. No one should have to take an illegal and dangerous drug just to compete on a level playing field. The notion that a union would work against drug testing that was designed to benefit its membership is immoral.
At this moment, every form of pressure is valuable. But none is as authentic, and as needed, as pressure from the game's honest players. John Smoltz and a few others have said they are disgusted. Now hundreds of other voices must join them.
One way or the other, whether the union likes it or not, baseball will have a much different policy on drug testing by Opening Day. The players have a choice. They can tell their leadership exactly what kind of strict steroid testing they want negotiated with the owners and specify what limits they demand on the invasion of their privacy. Or the majority of major leaguers can buckle before a minority of their members who have a selfish agenda. In that case, a bunch of politicians in Washington would start sticking their law-making noses into every player's private business.
Who do you trust more? Your union negotiating with your best interests finally at heart? Or Congress as the public howls?
What a choice. As usual in baseball, the answer is as obvious as it is overdue.