You're Dan Snyder, and you must be wondering: "What do I do now?"
You spent all the money in the world, and your team is 1-3.
Your team has no offense. Your coach has no timeouts left when he needs them. And your players can't hold onto the ball.
You have the highest payroll in the history of pro football. After four games you have one win, and you haven't even played anybody good yet.
You're Dan Snyder, and you must feel like you're sinking.
From the moment you bought the Redskins you've poured your heart and your money into the team -- your team, the team you worshipped and adored as a child -- and nothing seems to have worked. You brought in big-name players like you were in a Fantasy Football draft. They stunk. You cut them. You brought in big-name coaches. They lost. You fired them.
You inherited Norv Turner, and you couldn't wait to get rid of him. He made the playoffs one time so you had to wait a year or so. Then you bounced him out 13 games into the season -- with a winning record! Who does that? You replaced him with Terry Robiskie on a look-see basis, and after the players wheezed under Robiskie, he was gone, too.
You were sensitive to criticism that you meddled too much into football affairs, so you reached out for a man who was two parts coach, and two parts battalion commander, Marty Schottenheimer.
You gave him total control.
You regretted it instantly.
He took total control. And then some.
You hated him.
You kept wanting to bring in more players. He kept wanting to hire more of his relatives.
The team started 0-5. But you kept Schottenheimer as coach, even though it was plain to everybody who talked to you that you were miserable.
