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Barbados: Flying Fish and Chips, and Other Britishisms

By K.C. Summers
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, February 23, 2003

It started, as many of the best things in life do, with a chance comment. A Canadian woman at my Barbados hotel mentioned that she'd had the best dinner of her life at the Friday night fish fry in the seaside town of Oistins. A hotel staffer, overhearing this, nodded approvingly. "Every local knows about that. It's the best place in the world to eat fresh fish right off the grill -- and have a Banks beer to go with it."

And that's how I ended up having the best dinner of my life last month in a lively little fishing village on the south coast of Barbados. Out went the plans for the fancy cliffside restaurant on the island's rugged Atlantic coast. Instead, I headed that night to Oistins and its open-air street party-cum-fish fest, with a choice of about 97 different rum shacks for after-dinner drinks.

When I got there, a local radio personality was blasting Caribbean-flavored hip-hop, and locals and tourists alike were lined up at dozens of barbecue joints: Crystal's Grilled Fish, Margaret's Fish Fry and BarBQ, Jazzie's Fish Corner, Crazy Eddie's. Following my tipster's advice, I headed for the Fish Net Grill, where a chalkboard listed the day's catch: dolphin, tuna, kingfish, marlin and the island specialty, flying fish, cooked up on the spot and served with grilled potatoes and salad. Twenty minutes later, I took my plastic plate over to the chain-link fence and settled back to enjoy the scene: gaggles of teenagers, families with toddlers, gyrating pre-teens and a couple of well-dressed matrons who looked as if they'd come straight from church. Cost of my feast: $7.50.

It was my second day on Barbados and I had yet to log any beach time -- which was fine by me. The island has so much character and history, such proud and amiable residents and so many natural and man-made distractions that you can spend a week there quite happily without setting foot in the ocean. During my four-day visit, I took a tram ride through an eerie underground cavern, went eyeball-to-eyeball with alligators and red-footed turtles at a nature preserve, wandered around a 300-year-old plantation house, tiptoed through a centuries-old Anglican church and drove past a hilly green landscape that could have doubled for the Scottish Highlands.

Barbados, you've probably figured out by now, is the perfect Caribbean island for those who get bored sitting on a beach all day.

As I planned my trip, the big question was not would I be bored, but could I afford it. Hotels on the island's much-touted western (Caribbean) side are famously luxurious, and priced accordingly. Because of Barbados's location as the easternmost Caribbean island, its east coast faces the Atlantic -- great for dramatic scenery and surfing, not so great for swimming. Those who can't afford the $350-plus nightly tariffs on the west are relegated to the "lively" (oh dreaded euphemism) south coast, where the Caribbean meets the Atlantic. The digs are more affordable, but the ocean is rougher and the ambience a little less luxe.

I needn't have worried. St. Lawrence Gap, an area of clubs, restaurants and small shops, is low-key and appealing, and I settled happily into the Casuarina Beach Club, one of many affordable hotels along the south coast. Brightly painted rocking chairs in hot Caribbean colors are paired with mahogany antiques and faded chintz armchairs, capturing perfectly the England-on-the-Caribbean flavor of Barbados -- you want to kick off your flip-flops and order a proper cup of tea.

Exploring the neighborhood on my first day, I poked into the shops around St. Lawrence Gap and had lunch on the breezy second-story terrace of a local café, where a slow-motion waitress served up flying fish and chips, and local blackbirds awaited handouts. On the street below, skinny cats prowled and taxi drivers sat outside their cabs on upturned milk cartons, reading newspapers and waiting for fares.

Business seemed slow, a fact confirmed later that afternoon by the guide who drove me to Harrison's Cave, the island's most popular tourist attraction. "This is supposed to be our high season," said Math Whitney, "but the last two seasons have been bad. After September 11 there was a serious drop-off in tourism. If the U.S. goes to war, our country is dead."

Whitney, 39, a formidable figure with his shaved head, thick moustache, ruby ear stud and pale blue eyes, said he tried moving to Switzerland a few years ago but returned to Barbados because "I needed the heat." Driving through the countryside, past brightly painted frame and concrete cottages and fields of unharvested sugar cane, he shook his head in disgust. "The sugar cane industry is dying. We import sugar from Guyana now, we import molasses to make rum."

Driving past a rural scene of tethered goats, pecking chickens and all manner of fruit trees -- orange, banana, grapefruit, mango, avocado, apple, breadfruit -- we reached the Scotland District, an achingly beautiful scene of green mountains dotted with cottages. At Gun Hill, we stopped to admire the view of the south coast and noted one of the many reminders of the island's British legacy, a larger-than-life white lion sculpture that was carved out of coral stone by English soldiers in 1868. Barbados is unusual among Caribbean islands in that its ownership didn't go back and forth among the British, French, Dutch and other empire builders; it was all British, all the time, from colonization in 1625 to independence in 1966.

There was nothing very British about my lunch the following day in the ultra-scenic town of Bathsheba on the east coast, scene of international surfing competitions. At a seaside restaurant overlooking the boulder-strewn beach, I tucked into a Caribbean buffet of breadfruit pie, fried plantains, whitefish and sweet potatoes. "That usually goes there," the waiter said helpfully, putting a dollop of lamb stew next to my rice and beans. Dessert was rum cake, of course. Was I turning into a rummie? Probably. Did I care? Not a whit.

After touring Sunbury Plantation, a gorgeous 300-year-old sugar plantation house with a 60-by-20-foot dining room, I headed back to my hotel, where I went swimming in the sea. Or tried to. Whap! The mighty ocean -- the Cariblantic, I'd taken to calling it -- knocked me to my knees. I retreated to the hotel pool, settling in among the resident British families who congregate here for weeks on end. Americans are in the minority at the Casuarina, so instead of being surrounded by little Brittanys and Ambers, you get kids with names like Harry and Felicia, which somehow makes them more bearable. When they whine in Masterpiece Theatre accents, the effect is charming. "Mummy, cahn't I swim a bit longer?" "Sorry, darling, Daddy's waiting." Personally, I was rooting for Felicia.

My last day on the island, I had one goal: to go snorkeling in the calm Caribbean waters. This involved taking the hotel shuttle to the capital of Bridgetown and a half-hour public bus up the west coast, but it was worth it for the glimpse it provided of everyday island life. Ad on the bus: "For Health and Vitality, Drink the Original Tisane de Bourbon EVERY Day! A sure way to avoid constipation, spotty skin and other troubles. Available from supermarkets and pharmacies islandwide."

The bus dropped me at Folkestone Park and Marine Reserve, a public park with a narrow beach where a friend and I seemed to be the only customers. Flippers and mask strapped on, I duck-walked into the tranquil, clear water. Finally, an ocean I could manage. Soon I was floating contentedly above a coral reef as schools of bright blue and yellow fish flickered past in a dazzling neon display. I could have stayed out there for hours, but I wanted to get to a supermarket and find some Tisane de Bourbon.

K.C. Summers will be online to discuss this story during the Travel section's regular weekly chat tomorrow at 2 p.m. on www.washingtonpost.com.

Details: Barbados

GETTING THERE: BWIA flies nonstop to Barbados from Washington Dulles three times a week and is quoting a round-trip fare of $635. US Airways, American, Air Jamaica and other airlines also serve Barbados from the Washington area, with connections through Miami, San Juan and elsewhere.

GETTING AROUND: Don't park yourself at your hotel -- exploring is a must. If you're not up to driving on the left (there are lots of roundabouts and rush hour traffic can be daunting), you can travel anywhere on the island via the excellent public bus system for 75 cents.

Taxis and private tour companies abound. Lokai Tours (246-231-2669), for one, offers half-day, personalized excursions, including all-terrain-vehicle tours, for about $50 per person.

WHERE TO STAY: Lodging on Barbados is expensive, especially on the west (Caribbean) coast. The premier hotel, frequented by movie stars and other luminaries, is the posh Sandy Lane (St. James, 246-444-2000, www.sandylane.com), with a luxury spa, walled grounds and championship golf course. During high season, roughly January to April, rooms start at $900 per night (but hey, breakfast's included). Also on the west coast, Almond Beach Village (St. Peter, 246-422-4900) is a popular all-inclusive with nine swimming pools and a mile-long beach; rates start at $600 double per night.

Lodgings are more affordable on the south coast, but the downside is the ocean is rougher. Among the best hotels in this area: the Casuarina Beach Club (Dover, St. Lawrence Gap, Christ Church, 246-428-3600, www.casuarina.com), with lush landscaped grounds, a strong environmental focus and lots of amenities, including a pool, restaurants, bars, live entertainment, free Internet access, weekly crafts market and an impressive local art collection. Rooms, while not fancy, are clean and spacious and include full kitchens. Rates start at $195 double for a pool or garden-view studio and drop to $115 in mid-April.

WHERE TO EAT: For the best fish dinner on the island, don't miss the Oistins Fish Fry, held outdoors Friday and Saturday nights in the south-coast fishing town of Oistins. Dozens of grill shacks (and bars) ply their wares next to the fish market, and there's often a band or disc jockey. The Fish Net Grill serves up a heaping plate of grilled flying fish, grilled potatoes and salad for $7.50.

In St. Lawrence Gap, the Whistling Frog (Dover, Christ Church) is a cheerful pub with checkered tablecloths, whimsically painted furniture and sports on the telly. Entrees include fish and chips, pepperpot stew and pasta dishes; dinner for two, with a couple of beers, runs around $30. The Bean-n-Bagel (Dover, Christ Church) is a popular spot for all-day breakfasts, salads and sandwiches; lunch runs about $10 a person.

In Bathsheba, the Bonito Bar and Restaurant (St. Joseph) overlooks the rugged Atlantic coast and offers an authentic Caribbean buffet for about $15, with down-home staples like rice and beans, breadfruit pie and local fish.

WHAT TO DO:

• Harrison's Cave (St. Thomas, 246-438-6640) is a spectacular underground network of caverns that you tour via tram. Admission is $8.50.

• Barbados Wildlife Reserve (St. Peter, 246-422-8826) is home to a colony of unfettered green monkeys as well as turtles, deer, peacocks, flamingos and other free-roaming animals; there's also a walk-in aviary and an iguana village. To be sure of seeing the monkeys, time your visit for around 3 p.m., when they are fed. Admission is $12 (with subsequent free admission for up to two weeks, if you don't see any monkeys).

• Sunbury Plantation House (St. Philip, 246-423-6270, www.barbadosgreathouse.com) is a 300-year-old sugar plantation house open to the public. Guided tours are $6.

• Folkestone Park and Marine Reserve (Church Point, St. James, 246-422-2314) is a public park offering snorkeling and diving in a protected area; snorkeling equipment rents for $10 per person.

INFORMATION: Barbados Tourism Authority, 800-221-9831, www.barbados.org.

-- K.C. Summers

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