Does This Guy Look Like a Model to You?
Sunday, March 6, 2005
Most people who travel love seeing foreign places.
This is obvious. What is less obvious, but equally true, is that we love what those places do to us. They make us feel different--adventurous and free-spirited, dashing and romantic, cultured and urbane. Men become Harrison Ford in "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Women become Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca."
And if the place we visit is truly exotic--not just an isolated enclave of American luxury on a foreign beach--then we become slightly exotic there ourselves. We speak with an accent. We wear different clothing. We become suddenly and unexpectedly attractive. And then we become international models.
Or maybe that's just me.
I should begin by saying that I was not considering a career in modeling when I moved to Buenos Aires in 1999. I went there with a childhood friend named Grayson and several of his friends from the University of Richmond, all of us looking to postpone life and have an adventure. We had no jobs, no apartment and almost no contacts. We simply got on a plane and moved to a different hemisphere.
About two weeks after our arrival, I was reclining in our new apartment after a long day of job hunting when the door burst open. I whirled around to see Grayson standing in the entryway, his strawberry blond hair backlit by the hall light, looking like a messenger from God.
"Brazil, get your clothes!" he barked. "We're gonna be models."
Grayson and my other roommate, Rudy, walked inside.
Following them was a man with a leather jacket, greasy hair and eyes set so wide that he reminded me of a hammerhead shark. Grayson introduced the hammerhead as Alec, from Ukraine. He had come to help us pick out clothes for our shoot. Then we would immediately return to the studio.
I had no idea what he was talking about.
Grayson appeared to have passed the outer limits of sanity. I asked him what on earth was going on.
Earlier in the day, he explained, he'd called a number given to us by a sympathetic Russian waitress at a restaurant we frequented. He had assumed that it was for an employment agency, but instead he had found himself at a photography studio.