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Trading Kid Gloves for Kid Dynamite

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John says, "If we go to the top floor, I'll throw you out the window."

"You don't even know where the top floor is. You said in your speech that a top floor at the U.N. building is a waste of space and so are the other floors."

Bolton says, "I'm beginning to lose my temper. When I lose it, I throw things at people."

"I am sure you do. Put that Oil for Food trophy down."

"I'm going to tell Condoleezza I tried to drill some sense into your dumb head."

"And I am going to tell President Chirac never to invite your president to Versailles."

Bolton leaves the Security Council floor, sees the Cuban delegate running down the hall and chases him. The man runs into a restroom and locks the door.

Bolton bangs on the door and yells, "Fidel, or whatever your name is, if you don't come out in three minutes, we'll bomb Havana."

"Why now?" the delegate asks.

"Because we know you are building biological bombs to spread germs all over Miami. And even if you aren't, the president would like to bomb someplace only 90 miles away."

Two of Bolton's aides drag him back to the office.

He says, "I've really had a bad day. Bring in some of the staff so I can chew them out."

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