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She blamed her morning sickness* on the mildew in her house
Instead of on her gag-inducing dumb fat toxic* spouse.
(Brenda Ware Jones, Jackson, Miss.)
Her "British English" essay* just ran rings* around the class.
But hear me, all good Christians,* that poor girl learned all too late
As a pregnancy* preventer, her eraser wasn't great. (Brendan Beary)
[1365-1368] Cross* your right arm over now!
Get on your bottom,* mister!
My mouth's so close, I'll eat* your foot!*
(Don't freak. We're playing Twister.) (Michelle Stupak, Ellicott City)


