Queasy Rider

At a motorcycle riding clinic at Barb's Harley-Davidson in West Collingswood Heights, N.J., instructor Tom Mazzoni guides beginning students. Left, the author negotiates the course.
At a motorcycle riding clinic at Barb's Harley-Davidson in West Collingswood Heights, N.J., instructor Tom Mazzoni guides beginning students. Left, the author negotiates the course. (Photos By Sarah Glover For The Washington Post)
By Melanie D.G. Kaplan
Special to The Washington Post
Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Motorcyclists are fond of saying there are two kinds of riders: those who have crashed and those who are going to crash. So when I found myself kissing the asphalt one hot Saturday in July, I was thankful -- on my first day as a biker babe -- to have gotten that out of the way.

I was spending a long weekend in southern New Jersey at a 25-hour Harley-Davidson Rider's Edge course, a school for newbies. Just across the Delaware River from Philly in West Collingswood Heights, the dealership is one of many that offer this class for people who have minimal riding experience or none at all. For me, the course was a tryout for a hobby that might be more practical around Washington than some others I've sampled-- like hang gliding and ice climbing.

And then there was the big-bad-girl appeal. I grew up taking ballet and playing first-chair clarinet, never used a fake ID and cried when I got detention for chewing gum in history class. So when a woman walked into my dance studio earlier this summer with a helmet under her arm, I envisioned myself on a motorcycle and thought: This could be my ticket to badness.

Riding also looked like fun in a girl-power sort of way. What's not to like about a world in which women have riding groups called Chics 'n Chaps, Devil Dolls and Women in the Wind? So I persuaded a Marine in my neighborhood to take me for a ride on his Harley. As soon as I threw my leg over the seat, I was hooked. "Hold onto my waist," he said, and we sped through Capitol Hill, my heart pumping so hard I forgot to breathe.

Being a good girl at heart, I decided to start my rebellion with some class time. The Motorcycle Safety Foundation offers its training courses at community colleges and select dealerships. An MSF certificate entitles you to a discount on insurance and, in some states, a waiver on your riding test. But I decided to make a weekend of it, and chose Barb's Harley-Davidson/Buell of Camden County because it's chick-owned and near my favorite town in New Jersey (Haddonfield).

When I told my grandmother about my plans, she said, "That's not very ladylike," and I smiled smugly. At last: My reputation was tarnished.

The class began Friday evening at the dealership. The six students -- half of them women -- ranged in age from 18 to 47. Everyone else either owned a motorcycle or had a boyfriend or family member who rode.

After we signed waivers, we toured the dealership, and our instructor, Tom Mazzoni, reviewed our workbooks and showed us some corny video clips about protective gear.

"It's serious business," he said. "This is life and death. When you're going to put two wheels out in traffic and you don't have an attitude of safety, you're a statistic." He didn't bother with subtleties: He told us about a horrific crash that severed his chin, which had to be sewn back on (he ordered his next bike from the hospital).

That night, I met my loaner bike: the Buell Blast, a sporty beginner model that weighs 360 pounds, with a 500cc engine. We sat on the bikes in the classroom, practicing posture and getting familiar with the controls. Each of the four limbs controls something, but the first lesson was about our heads: "Your head balances the motorcycle. If you look down," Tom warned, "you're going down."

After class, I drove to my friend Rachel's house in storybook-cute Haddonfield, a few miles from the dealership. It was quaint and peaceful enough to be the perfect antidote for a weekend packed with engine-revving. The town has businesses as diverse as a violin shop and a snowboard store, great vintage and home furnishings boutiques and a collection of historic churches.

Saturday and Sunday were full days on the range, an open parking lot next to the dealership with painted lines and cones for exercises. By 8 a.m., Tom had a cigar in his mouth and was reading to us from his instructor's manual. We started with the basics: mounting the bike, rolling the throttle and shifting to neutral. The first time we turned the ignition and the bike rumbled to life, I smiled so hard I thought my cheeks would burst.

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