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New Martha Comes In Like a Lamb . . .

Marcia Cross learns how to properly fold a T-shirt on
Marcia Cross learns how to properly fold a T-shirt on "Martha." (By Anders Krusberg -- Martha Stewart Living Television Via Ap)
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Cross: "Maybe that's where Bree is a little . . . "

"Actually, it depends on who they are," Martha says, interrupting her. "If it's two guys like that -- they don't want those baskets anyway."

Uh-oh, Evil Martha is coming back to life. Quick, Martha posse, repeat after me:

Every day in every way, Martha is growing Lambier and Lambier .

Whew! That was close.

"I just love how you exaggerate your character," says Lamb-y Martha. "Did you use any of those ploys on your new fiance?"

"Actually what happened was he started coming over" -- blah, blah, no food in the house, blah, blah, blah, get food delivered . . . Cross is beginning to blather, looking embarrassed.

"So you really don't play Martha Stewart at home?"

"No."

"You don't cook?"

"No."

"You don't bake ?"


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