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New Martha Comes In Like a Lamb . . .

Marcia Cross learns how to properly fold a T-shirt on "Martha." (By Anders Krusberg -- Martha Stewart Living Television Via Ap)

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"No."

"You don't make scrambled eggs?"

"No."

"Oh, my gosh!"

"I make a cappuccino for him in the morning," Cross says, hopefully.

Martha changes the subject, noting that Cross took time off from acting to get a master's degree in clinical psychology.

"That must help you think about all those housewives on your street. Are you analyzing those characters all the time? Do they ask your advice -- the writers?"

"No, they don't ask my advice," Cross says, well, crossly. "I tell them a few things, but they don't ask."

Ohmygawd! Evil Martha has jumped vessels and is trying to take over the body of Cross!

"I watched only part of the segment where your husband dies, and I thought you killed him," Lamb-y Martha says. "Did you?"

Now Evil Martha is back in Lamb-y Martha! Gadzooks!

"Now, I could do a little analyzing about why you think I killed him," Cross says to Martha, who is the product of a well-documented divorce way back when.

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