Angelina Jolie: Seriously Beautiful

Aw, shucks! Angelina Jolie, between, from left, grinning guys Trevor Neilson, Richard Holbrooke and Joe Biden.
Aw, shucks! Angelina Jolie, between, from left, grinning guys Trevor Neilson, Richard Holbrooke and Joe Biden. (Joe Raedle -- Getty Images)
By Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts
The Washington Post
Thursday, September 29, 2005

We're attending a very serious conference on Capitol Hill for the Global Business Coalition on HIV/AIDS, and everyone is doing a valiant job of pretending that the Sexiest Woman Alive is not sitting at the table.

Former Merck chairman Raymond Gilmartin discusses the company's efforts to license AIDS drugs in South Africa, and Angelina Jolie clasps her hands under her chin. Every camera goes sch-sch-sch.

Richard Branson laments "rows and rows" of dying Africans. "If this were the U.S., there would be a war room set up." Jolie scribbles notes. Sch-sch-sch-sch-sch.

Sen. John Kerry broods about tax cuts that he says will squeeze AIDS funding. Jolie knits her brow (sort of -- it didn't really wrinkle), turns to Sen. Joe Biden with a look of alarm . . . and if sch-sch-sch came again we didn't really notice because we were utterly transfixed.

Jolie, the "U.N. goodwill ambassador," wears a dark suit and a single strand of pearls. Her hair is expensively streaked. Her eyelashes are impossibly long.

Finally she speaks, declaring that the AIDS fight "needs to be all-inclusive," tackling hunger and poverty as well. If the war in Iraq costs $5 billion a month, she complains, "three months of the war is all we're spending on AIDS."

Biden utters an impressed "Wow."

"I don't understand that," she concludes. "I'm confused about the priorities."

As yesterday's conference wraps, we rush forward hoping for something more. Coalition director Trevor Neilson notes that Jolie flew in from Canada and must be exhausted. Actually, she responds, "it was my first night away from the kids, so it was the first time I'd slept in a while."

We rush back to our desks and Google "Angelina" and "Canada" . . . where she was photographed over the weekend riding motorcycles with Brad Pitt.

At the Kennedy Center gala later, where she's recognizing corporate do-gooders, Jolie poses for shot after shot with smiling men in suits. A photographer wheedles: "Can we do just one shot alone?"

"Oh, god, fashion shot," she says, and strikes a pose.

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