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Boo for the 'Money'

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A. Speaking of my noggin, do me a favor in regard to this latest endless, raging debate -- I want you to come over and, as I am napping on my sofa, take the baseball bat sitting next to the beanbag chair and crack my head open. I will rest more peacefully then.

Q. How many losses does your Team of Destiny, the Arizona Cardinals, need to suffer before you have "colossal anxiety disorder" and write no more columns? (John F. Lyons; Olney)

A. I think we might be pretty much there already.

Q. I noticed that shortly after Vanderbilt won its fourth straight game, one of its players was shot during a campus altercation. According to SEC bylaws, does this make the Commodores bowl-eligible? (Rick Maloney; Buffalo)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

Q. Are you now asking the star of "Medium" for betting advice? (Mark Lebar; St. Leonard)

A. Shirley, save yourself a trip and withdraw another 10 bits from petty cash.

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