'Alias,' the Turkey That Didn't Get a Thanksgiving Pardon

The mice at Disney-owned ABC waited until 5 o'clock on the day before a national holiday to announce that "Alias" is kaput.

The Jennifer Garner drama series will have its final broadcast in May.

The day before a national holiday, known in the TV industry as Take Out the Trash Day, is traditionally when unpleasant news is released to the media.

TV industry suits who have not developed a hit series in the past 18 months begin to tremble at 5 p.m. on Take Out the Trash Day -- the witching hour when those "esteemed executive is leaving to pursue other interests" news releases are e-mailed in hope that a) reporters already have left to get a head start on their holiday revelry or b) the news is reported in poorly read holiday editions.

But this may be the first time a series demise has been announced at 5 on Take Out the Trash Day.

We hear that ABC started getting calls from the trades on Tuesday about the cancellation of "Alias." That would make sense, since that's about the time the network and Disney-owned Touchstone TV, which produces the show, started telling the producers and cast.

Even so, ABC did not send out its official announcement until 5 p.m. yesterday, though, to be fair, it contains perfectly crafted quotes, not only from a very sad ABC Entertainment chief Stephen McPherson, but also from a distraught Touchstone Television President Mark Pedowitz and from a prostrate "Alias" executive producer Jeff Pinkner.

Really, really long quotes. George Washington's second inaugural address long.

But, in a nutshell, what they said was:

"We're devastated to announce the end of the longest running unsuccessful prime-time series on television."

"Alias" is, let us not forget, the lowest-rated show ever to air after the Super Bowl.

And yet, as "Law & Order" creator Dick Wolf so grumpily -- and yet so accurately -- pointed out at the most recent TV press tour, "Alias" got more hype per rating point than any other show in TV history.