Making Sense . . . of Recent Events

I think I know just how to go

To reach the dumb and young:

You must address them as below

(i.e., in their native tongue):

If ur fine with earning dimes

Serving burgers or falafel,

Then, WTF, stick to IMs

OK? LOL, :) ROFL!

On the Curious Case Of Lobbyist Jack Abramoff

He swindled Indians, fleeced their tribes

And spread some cash that looked like bribes.

In bills and laws this guy was meddling.