Making Sense . . . of Recent Events

"Stop me before I swill again."

Richard the Cryin'-Hearted

Pity poor Richard, the scheming nudist

On the first "Survivor" show.

He was the smartest, he was the rudest,

And he won a load of dough.

But Richard failed to share the loot

With the taxman, or declare it.

This oversight was not astute,

Since millions saw him snare it.

He came to court before too long

Completely naked, in a way.