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Week 659: Tell Us a Fib
(Bob Staake for The Washington Post)
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Many of the cactus baseball press grimace when they get their first hardcore assignment. But some veteran reporters don't care; it's a nice, grassy area.
"If I would've told them to wash my colon, they would've done it. If it was my own behind I would've done it myself -- but this was a rental," Detroit Tigers Manager Jim Leyland deadpanned. He turns and playfully sprays reporters with his scent. (Peter Metrinko, Chantilly)
2 The winner of the big black scary welder's helmet:
Embryonic Stem Cell Success: In Mouse Experiment, Cells From Testes Are Transformed (March 25)
For Males who would indeed New Women be,
So easily are Testes passed from Them;
More difficult for Girls to be a He,
To grow a Staff, to cultivate a Stem.
For Those who a good Stem would still pursue,
A Sperm Cell cloned from Embryos may serve
With added Hormones, Tissues could prove new
(But getting Human Cells requires Nerve.)



