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Week 659: Tell Us a Fib
(Bob Staake for The Washington Post)
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Or Organs to transplant one may yet find
Donated by a Human Male most kind.
(Jeff Brechlin, Eagan, Minn.)
And the Winner of the Inker
But first, a short quiz:
Q. Why does a retired actuary in Missouri have 15 Inkers -- fifteen! -- and you have none?
A. Because you, smart cookie that you are, would never (No. Sorry. Never.) have composed each of the following from the words of the article headlined "Moussaoui Says He Was to Fly 5th Plane" (March 28)
(1) How many lawyers does it take to fly a plane? Two: one to pilot it and one to make numerous objections to the motion.
(2) In a secret speech to screen writers in London last week, Osama bin Laden had this to say: "I consider the four best motion pictures in history to be 'An American in Paris,' 'Going My Way,' 'Airplane' and 'I Know What You Did Last Summer.' They were extraordinary, you know what I'm saying?" Later on he asked many questions: "Tell me, is 'Chicago' the stunning spectacle everybody says it is? I was told the new hit 'Crash' is really good. Is that right? As crazy as it sounds, even 'Life of Brian' was fun for me -- a great pleasure, indeed." Who knew?
(3) Airplane and Crash:
What are the only two motion pictures Moussaoui is not allowed to have in his cell?
(4) You: American, stunning-looking, great lips, looking to get it on. Me: French man, straight, former pilot, a bit crazy and far-out. Dream date: Making it in the can on a Paris-to-Miami flight.
(Chris Doyle, Forsyth Mo.)
No Shirt, Sherlock
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