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Week 680: Rendered Speechless

(Bob Staake for The Washington Post)

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E-lafter: lol, lmao, rotfl, rotflol, rotflmao, llal, lois, lola, lool, lolol, lshipmp, lshmbib, lshmsh, ltic, ltip, lub, etc. Anything but "haha." (Erik Agard, Gaithersburg)

Elefanta: Peanut-flavored soda. (Barbara Turner, Takoma Park)

Felafelass: Mideast slang for cellulite. (Michelle Stupak, Ellicott City)

Falemactor: A bad guy who's dyslexic. (Mae Scanlan)

Halfeuthanasia: Mercy beating. (Kevin Dopart)

Heelfart: That embarrassing sound your shoe can make on a polished floor, usually in a room with the acoustics of an echo chamber. (Peter Metrinko)

Heflation: The increasing age difference between the arm candy and the

arm. (Jay Shuck)

Hermaphroditefallacy: Some drivers are men. Some drivers are women.

Therefore some drivers are both men and women. (Chris Doyle)

Inhalefibber: Clinton, duh. (Chris Doyle)

Leafonomics: The belief that money grows on trees. (Michael Peck, Alexandria)

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