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Week 680: Rendered Speechless

(Bob Staake for The Washington Post)

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Lefadalite: Where you toin to get to the Brooklyn Bridge. (Joe

Newman)

Lifelay: Spouse. (Ross Elliffe, Picton, New Zealand)

Navelfap: The sound made by two middle-aged bellies during lovemaking.

(Peter Metrinko)

Nippleface: What would be way too mean to call someone with bad acne.

(Tom Witte, Montgomery Village)

Palefake: Michael Jackson. (Elwood Fitzner)

Peaflamer: Evidence that schoolrooms are getting more and more dangerous. (Peter Metrinko)

Preflab: Food. (Elwood Fitzner)

Reflamingo: To put back your yard art after your snooty guests leave. (Russell Beland)

Shelfacade: Den decor featuring sets of impressive-looking books you've never read. (Pam Sweeney, Germantown)

Specula-fetish: Something that will likely limit your dating success. (Kevin Dopart)

Towelfare: Treating yourself to the hotel's linens. (Tom Witte)

Veranda-elf: The more refined cousin of the garden gnome. (Peter Metrinko)

Wife-language: What you'd understand if you really loved me. (Kevin Dopart)

Next Week: The News Gets Verse, or Scanning the Headlines

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