Linda Sanchez, the Congresswoman Who Brings Down the House

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By Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts
Sunday, October 8, 2006

Rep. Linda Sanchez may be the most fearless woman on Capitol Hill.

Heck, she may be the most fearless politician in this town, period! But before her folks grab that blurb for a campaign ad . . . We're not talking about her politics. We're talking about her stand-up act.

I know the pain of the U.S. Soccer team. I know what it's like to only score twice in four years!

The California Democrat killed last month at the D.C. Improv during the charity fundraiser known as the "Funniest Celebrity in Washington," handily winning the title from a field of fellow pols and journalists. (Full disclosure: We sat on the judging panel.) Last week she moved up to play one of the big rooms -- the sold-out Warner Theatre, where she joined pros like "Reno 911!'s" Carlos Alazraqui onstage for the annual "Reyes of Comedy Night." The show was sponsored by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute -- but Sanchez was the only member of Congress doing shtick.

It seems like the only men I meet these days are men in airports. Heck, I remember when men used to check me out because they thought I was cute! Now they do it because they think I'm a security threat.

Still, I don't think it's so wrong to line my bra with tinfoil for a little extra attention.

Maybe not the edgiest material if you've watched a lot of late-night cable. And many other lawmakers have gamely tried stand-up on the local charity circuit. What startles about the divorced 37-year-old is her willingness to self-deprecate about her own love life -- a topic most elected officials dodge like a subpoena. "Funniest Celebrity" producer Richard Siegel said that in 13 years, he's only coaxed two other congresswomen onstage -- Susan Molinari (after she left office) and Pat Schroeder . They, like their male counterparts, stuck to topical humor. "They're very rarely vulnerable enough to talk about their own personal lives," he said.

I don't really consider myself desperate . . . just misunderstood.

I dated this guy for a while and we'd been out, like, half a dozen times, and I still hadn't gotten a goodnight kiss. When I finally confronted him about it, he said he was intimidated because I was in Congress.

So I had him audited.

First elected in '02, Sanchez has riffed at about half a dozen D.C. fundraisers. Sure, she says, she may go out on a limb more than most dignified politicians. But "at the end of the day I'm just Linda, and Linda is a single professional woman, and a lot of women can relate to what I talk about."

Growing up with four teasing brothers (plus older sis Rep. Loretta Sanchez ) built her sense of humor; staffers say she tries out her jokes in the cloakroom and hones them with their advice. Some are raunchy (Republicans "make love like they make war: They lie to get in, and they don't know what to do when they get there"). So far, though, nothing's come back to haunt her back home (it's a very safe seat). "At the end of the day, I do worry that people might get the wrong idea about my jokes," said Sanchez. "I try to limit it to venues where it's for a worthy cause."


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