Winners? We'll See.
Sunday, November 12, 2006; Page D03
So you've been elected -- congratulations! One of your most loyal constituencies, the gossipocracy, has an important item (or two) on its agenda. Namely, what can you do for us?
GOOD FOR GOSSIP
Martin O'Malley: We could argue forever whether he or Bob Ehrlich is cuter and who has the hotter wife, but Maryland's new gov-elect brings twice as many kids (four) to the governor's mansion, and some of them are older -- potential heartthrobs, potential trouble!
Heath Shuler: The former Redskins starting quarterback returns to the city of his great disappointment, this time as a victorious Dem rep from N.C. How long till his constituents start calling for Gus Frerotte ?
Claire McCaskill: Missouri's new Democratic senator has th ree teenage kids (see O'Malley, above) and four older stepkids!
John Hall: A college dropout who founded the band Orleans and penned catchy '70s hits "Still the One" and "Dance With Me," this N.Y. Dem's House victory gives us a chance to show one of the most hilarious album covers of all time. He's the naked guy in front.
John Yarmuth: The soon-to-be House Dem founded an alt-weekly newspaper with an excellent name: the Louisville Eccentric Observer. Previously ran other city magazines. There's gotta be something embarrassing in those back issues!
Carol Shea-Porter: Before winning her House race, she was best known nationally for getting hustled out of a Bush event in New Hampshire after she took off her sweater near TV cameras to reveal a "Turn Your Back on Bush" T-shirt.
Mike Arcuri: New rep gained a national profile after a front-page story in The Washington Post cited the N.Y. Dem's "piercing Italian eyes and runner's physique." This single dad has a girlfriend -- but no ring yet, ladies!
BAD FOR GOSSIP
Michael Steele: Reaganesque charisma, an intriguing past (was almost a priest!), telegenic teen sons and an ex-brother-in-law named Mike Tyson . Maryland really let us down.
Harold E. Ford: Perhaps gossip's biggest loss. The only thing better than a hot, young single-and-ready-to-mingle congressman would be a hot, young, single-and-ready-to-mingle senator. Now we have neither. Thanks for nothing, Tennessee.
