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In a Word, Wordy
A. Pay the man, Shirley.
Q. Has ESPN been honest with its employees about the mass layoffs that will accompany Terrell Owens's eventual retirement? (Philip Murphy; Canfield, Ohio)
Monday MorningA look back at the weekend and a look ahead at the coming week's action with a fresh new edge.  Norman Chad's Couch Slouch: Time for a rant against both the FedEx Cup and its most notable absentee -- Tiger Woods. The Chat: Michael Baisden, an author and the host of a nationally syndicated radio show, calls the outrage over dogfighting "hypocritical." The Starting Lineup: For the final edition of this feature, a look back at some of the funniest lines. THE QUOTE"I think it was out of ignorance — and by ignorance, I mean lack of knowledge." -- Notre Dame Coach Charlie Weis, on 19-year-old QB Jimmy Clausen's citation for transporting alcohol. In Indiana, it is against the law for a minor to drive a person of legal age to buy liquor. |
A. Pay this man too, Shirley.
Q. John Daly is getting divorced for a fourth time. What are the odds that his or your next wife will be an ex of his or yours? (Walt De Bell; Troy, N.Y.)
A. Pay this man quietly, Shirley.
Q. Do you have a mission statement? (John Andrews; Arlington)
A. Sleep in, avoid beets.
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