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A. Pay the man, Shirley.

Q. Has ESPN been honest with its employees about the mass layoffs that will accompany Terrell Owens's eventual retirement? (Philip Murphy; Canfield, Ohio)

A. Pay this man too, Shirley.

Q. John Daly is getting divorced for a fourth time. What are the odds that his or your next wife will be an ex of his or yours? (Walt De Bell; Troy, N.Y.)

A. Pay this man quietly, Shirley.

Q. Do you have a mission statement? (John Andrews; Arlington)

A. Sleep in, avoid beets.

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