Gifts That Are Nothing Less Than Moving

LoveHandler

For Whom: Anyone under 6-foot-5 and 250 pounds with a short attention span

Price: $249.95

Sweat factor: Relatively low (if we're talking actual perspiration).

Test Drive: Brought to you by Sharper Image Design and Dan Isaacson (personal trainer to such Hollywood A-listers as Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan), the LoveHandler is a shockingly amusing (think the merry-go-round when you were 5) mechanism that targets oblique flab -- the love handles -- as well as parts of the back, shoulders and hips. The compact design (it also folds up for storage) makes it ideal for stationing in front of the tube, where you can make partial orbits for long enough to catch weather and traffic.

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