House's Miss Manners Gives New Delegates A Few Etiquette Lessons
Don't offer resolutions for a constituent's birthday -- unless he or she is turning 90 or older. Don't put food in your desk, or you might be greeted by a mouse the next time you arrive. Talk to your pages! And definitely don't murmur the words "Jesus Christ" when you offer a prayer to open a session.
These were some of the dictums of protocol on the House of Delegates floor offered to freshmen Friday by the master of rules, Mary Monahan.
The chief clerk's lessons for the 34 new delegates in an orientation session in the House chamber was stern but loving.
If it's the session's end "and we've got bills in conference committee and flying all around, and you say, 'I want to offer a resolution right now,' you probably will be locked out of the clerk's office for a long time," Monahan told the new lawmakers, who sat in rapt attention.
Monahan, a 34-year veteran of the clerk's office, quickly added: "It's fun. I love this place."
The delegates made various queries. Saqib Ali, a Democrat from Gaithersburg, asked whether he could tape the House seating chart to his desk for easy reference as he learns the names of his 140 colleagues. He was told no. Tape it inside the desk, Monahan said, because you'll have too much other paper on top.
Melvin L. Stukes, a Democrat from Baltimore who described himself as very spiritual and a potential leader in prayer, asked how religious he could be. Just don't say Jesus Christ, he was told, because a lot of faiths are represented in the House.
The freshmen were given a history lesson on the mace, a wooden symbol of the independence and authority of the House dating to legislative proceedings of the 1620s. Frank M. Conaway Jr., another Baltimore Democrat, asked whether the relic, which sits in the lower rostrum of the House chamber, is hollow. It's not.
The delegates were told to stand tall when they introduce an amendment to a bill on the floor. They itched for details on parliamentary procedure, such as how much a bill can change on its second reading.
"We're not even going to go there until you've got this stuff down," Monahan told them. Another class was scheduled for this week.
Committee to Vet Treasurer Candidates
The process to select a state treasurer has begun, but despite an earlier push for a Prince George's County candidate, few lawmakers expect Treasurer Nancy K. Kopp (D) to lose her spot.
Last week, House Speaker Michael E. Busch (D-Anne Arundel) and Senate President Thomas V. "Mike" Miller Jr. (D-Calvert) named members of a special joint legislative committee that will interview candidates for the position, which will be advertised in newspapers. Del. Adrienne A. Jones (D-Baltimore County) and Sen. Thomas M. Middleton (D-Charles) are co-chairmen.